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Tom Swiftiests™

As promised in Monday's post, Orts is proud to introduce another literary creation, the Tom Swiftiest.

How it works: Take a noun ending with "iest" (one syllable) and reimagine it as a superlative adjective ending with "i-est" (two syllables).

Here's the complete list:

"That obsessive crowbar user is the priest."

"That super-nosy person is the priest."

"That super-nosy thug is the priest hood."



Tom Swiftiest is a trademark of Patrick Merrell (as if anyone else would want it)